I agreed that I would carry out the tests at 9am sharp in future...... Next few weeks pass and the manager is getting complaints from callers that either they get cut off or inexplicably put on hold. I tell her the best option is if I stop doing the tests, since I cant guarantee I am always free at 9am - for example if someone calls at 8.40am and chews my ear off for 30 minutes I am definitely not gonna put them on hold and piss them off more. You regularly deal with irrational and unwarrantedly enraged customers that just refuse to recognize that there is in fact a human being on the other end of the call. Few hours later my manager calls me to go see her. I know that not all parents joke with their children; some of my kids' friends enjoyed to a dad who makes a joke, and some would look at me like I grew a second head. As I worked playground duty often, I found immense pleasure in reporting to the Principal every day that all the school’s basketballs, four-square balls, volleyballs or whatever have bounced over the fence and as neither staff nor children are allowed outside the fence, on the fence, or OVER the fence we would just be leaving them for her to deal with. Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. This evening, we planned to have homemade burgers for dinner. During undergrad I worked at a deli in a major supermarket. Being the helpful young chap I was I also volunteered to test the fire alarm in the building with a couple of other colleagues. As my wife is leaving work, she texts and asks if I want anything to go on top of the burger. Like 5-6 times a day, via walkie talkie and email for documentation purposes. Then I ask about the fine hairs on a woman's face. People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. So, Umbridge tasked me and our PTA with finding a way to fundraiser and pay for her fence, says she will find funds for the labor costs. . Only charge nominally for the labor. Pixabay / stevepb. People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. Okay, so this story is a little different that the usual MC fare, and some might argue not really malicious, but I hope you'll give me the benefit of the doubt. She notices this happens around 9am Mondays, and the complaints all relate to calls involving me. I worked at and volunteered for PTA in my daughter’s elementary school for 7 years. A sly smile crept across her face as she said, "he said...something". Eric Z. Gasa. POST. Cue Malicious Compliance. In this Reddit Malicious Compliance story, Who would have thought a law firm would hire you and fire you on the same day!! In this Reddit Malicious Compliance story, Rude customers complain about slow service! ... "Kids are awesome at malicious compliance - but it is a two-way street. I was expecting some cheese, maybe some bacon as a little treat? They're catching on now. «quelque chose» is the French phrase for "something". They sort of look at each other, and hesitantly say no.... you don't need to do that. Nothing special, just a beef patty, a bun and some sweet potato fries to go with it. I was transporting him and a group of his new friends. Company says I tip too high when I travel. That.’. Straight after, I made my way to the alarm panel at the other end of the building and we did the test, no issues.....or so I thought. In this Reddit Malicious Compliance story, A company fires our OP with the idea they can save some money. Nobody wanted it, it wasn’t needed, but ok. After nearly a year of researching viable alternatives, she vetoed every one. reply. One of the friends was French, and spoke French at home. I replied ‘imagine the biggest, best burger ever. About 10 years ago I worked for a company who sold high end clothes. The customers and my indirect managers thought it was hilarious. He does... and so do I. Solidarity. Manager and I continued to work for the same employer although I went off in a different team. For most people it meant hiring private taxis for home drops and billing the company. This was way before Uber. . So I stroll up and ask what's going on. This is my new favourite kind of compliance. daltasuar Report. One day, miraculously, I find that one of our students’ parents owns a fencing company, and I call and fairly beg for any help or donation they can give. I wore it until the end of my shift that day. What about those? Going back about 16 years I worked in an entry level admin job which included taking phone calls from people wanting repairs to their social housing. My son mentioned that I had taken French in high school, and so one of his friends asked me to say something in French and see if French girl could understand me. More posts from the MaliciousCompliance community, Continue browsing in r/MaliciousCompliance. In this Reddit Malicious Compliance story, Our OP hates art, but he has to take the class. Call Center Won't Give Employee Raise, Malicious Compliance Ensues Call centers sound like they can be quite the soul sucking kind of establishment to work at. This was done at 9am every Monday morning. I tell her she has very specifically drafted emails and speeches for the past year that she demanded be written into our meeting minutes that the PTA must find a way to pay for the fence, not the labor. They never bothered Corey about his stubble after that. The next time I went in, the Teacher warned the students that I would "Teach them something they didn't want to know." technically it's right half of 4 sweets is 2 sweets well 4 halves add up to 2!! Oh no... My wife comes home with cheese, bacon, onion rings, bbq pulled pork, hash browns, chicken dippers and caramelised onion chutney. They persist that no, I shouldn't worry about it. Manager says I should stop spitting my dummy out and being sulky and petulant. I am a take no b.s. r/MaliciousCompliance is kind of the chaotic neutral center of Reddit. I don't think I've seen so many people double-take and start laughing before. We usually didn't have too much trouble, but for some reason a couple of managers had decided that they didn't like one of my coworkers. Greetings Reddit, I have a malicious compliance story from a couple jobs back I hope you enjoy. Cue Malicious Compliance. If they interrupted me. This was years ago When my son was starting middle school. Umbridge came in guns blazing as it was her first Principal assignment. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. They begged me to take the beard net off, and I pointed out that there was nothing in the store policy saying that I couldn’t wear PPE, which included beard nets. One morning I'd had a particularly obnoxious caller and didn't get off the phone until about 9.15am. These folks reluctantly follow the rules but they certainly do it on their own terms. We decide that we will go full compliance and take advantage of all company facilities and rules. I ask why not, because it's likely that my eyebrow hairs would be in someone's food if we're worried about chin stubble. In this Reddit Malicious Compliance story, computer science student has a group project with 4 other not so talented university students. They would nitpick his work and give him a hard time for things the rest of us never got in trouble for. We decided to use company pick and drop facility. Anyway, she got it into her head that our school needed a “safety” fence around it (See end of story to understand the quotation marks). The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. She is fairly new. Turns out she wants to point out the importance of doing the alarm on time, I shouldn't be late doing it, and that I should organise my time better, etc. In this Reddit Malicious Compliance story, A health care provider needs to get in touch a patients emergency contact. The rest of the trip, the friends tried to convince her to reveal what it was that I had said. For those of you concerned about my lack of sense of security, we had plenty of other barriers, had many other options available that the district would’ve paid for, and she even left the back of the fence next to the creek wide open and said, “the fence is just meant to be a visual barrier.” Actually, the demise of Umbridge is pretty great, but maybe that’s another post . Should I be shaving? ", Well if she’s busy you are welcome to grill with us, Maybe a dinner invite then next time burgers are being made?? If y'all are looking to adopt a 33yo with their own income, I volunteer. Her fence was then installed. She installs one at the very entrance to the GIANT playground and grounds surrounded by this fence. Emma Revell. During that time we got a new Principal, let’s call her Umbridge as she was the master of hiding evil beneath a sugary-sweet facade. Immediately the friends turned to French girl and asked "What did he say?". I waited, wondering whether she would join my joke. Now, I intentionally order more expensive food so I can tip … Cast: Me, HR, Desk Mate (DM) Background: I'm nondenominational pagan, but my beliefs align closely to Buddhism. For lunch, I’ll usually now clock out at something like 12:08 and then clock back in at like 12:51. 28 points. And, she has suuuper crazy strict not-to-be-broken rules that nobody will climb on or over this fence. She into women? Now this was an unusual request considering that 1) no one without a beard had ever been told to do this before, and 2) he had barely any stubble, and 3) they made a big deal about it and seemed to be trying to make him feel bad about it. They say they’ll donate the entire fence! So I said the French girl, «quelque chose». I respond that I'm certain that I have eyebrow hairs longer than that, and in mock concern, I ask if I should be wearing my hairnet over them. Lol. 3 years ago. They point out his stubble. Despite the Malicious Compliance, I didn't get in any trouble for it, and continued to teach the classes for this school First Aid until I let my Instructor's Certification expire. Prepare to wait for hours!! I’ll start getting the paperwork drawn up! I agree - nothing malicious here, but PLENTY of delicious! "But of course sir/madam, here are her contact details". She insists that the multiple gates (which the fence company actually would like to be paid for) aren’t necessary. sings "I want a girl / just like the girl / that married dear old mom! She is livid. Community Member • Follow Unfollow. Any callers wanting to speak to my manager? Emma Revell. Let's call him Corey. Lots of angry people calling. It was going to cost loads of money the district didn’t have/wouldn’t allocate. It Seems That Malicious Compliance Begins Young. Reddit's Top Malicious Compliance Stories 12.18.2020. Knowing that it makes no difference to my pay if I clock in at 8:01 or 8:15, if I’m running a little late in the morning, I’ll just calm down and take an extra minute. I would like to marry your wife. Managers aside, I was the only female employee in the department at the time. When they would ask me about it, I would just say that I was protecting the food in the store from any potential hairs, real or imagined. One morning, they decided that his 5 o'clock shadow warranted a beard net. Before I go on, a note on parenting style: we joke around with our kids all the time. By noon, when the original pair of managers returned, I was having a very good day. Yep - I was either just cutting callers off completely, or putting them on hold for however long it took, to make sure that alarm was done at 9am. Umbridge is elated, but now that the fence is free she wants the PTA to pay for the labor. My favorite part isn’t even the funding. Final score: 101 points. Here is where the malicious compliance takes place: Jessica is reviewing a ticket documenting a bug in the product and she consults her manager, the ticket gets sent to her manager who is tasked with reproducing it in order to develop a patch for said bug. They tell him to put on a beard net and leave. TLDR: Villainous Principal wanted volunteers to fundraise for a fence, then she got the fence and all the irritation that came with it. On Thursdays entire team stopped getting their personal vehicles. Press J to jump to the feed. Most of my coworkers were also in college, and we all got along and generally had a good time. kind of person, which irritated Umbridge to no end. The wife doesn’t answer. I mean, she always made our very sweet custodians pick them up at the end of the day, but I made it my special job to report to her every incidence of anything going over the fence since she is so very concerned about THE FENCE situation. 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